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Shit my dad says

Iulie 27 2010

„No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain’t shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist.”

„Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit.”

„I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

„Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”

„I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.”

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